Kay appears to have grown his hair for a long time to create this disguise. His commitment to deceit cannot be underestimated.
This might be the most suspicious thing anyone's ever done, ever.
Rumours circulated for weeks that Kay had robbed a vagrant. A few back handers later and we had the proof. What a cunt.
Imagine being a salt-of-the-earth, honest-to-goodness, heart-in-the-right-place London cabbie, just trying to make ends meet.
Then imagine picking up Kay in INVERNESS and having him do a runner on the fare in LONDON.
Has anyone in the history of the world looked like a dodgier bastard than this?
Kay's loathing of joggers is well known. Half the dog excrement in London has been placed there deliberately by him in an attempt to injure people who are only trying to improve their health.
It's not easy to make this out, but Kay is actually reading a very low quality porno mag on a kiddie slide.
Footage like this makes us want to track him down and kick him to death.
Broad daylight, lunchtime, pavement cafe.
Kay pours meths into his coffee and drinks it.
We're pretty sure he followed this up with a pipe of crack and a gram of skag (footage to follow).